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DROP THE EVIDENCE
Upload one straight-on photo. The questionable decisions can stay in frame.
Ugly room today. Viral tomorrow.
WE ROAST.
YOU GLOW UP.
Upload a room photo. Choose your roast personality and heat level, then get a funny AI roast, three knockout redesigns, and a vertical before/after made to earn the group-chat replay.
Free first roast. No design degree. No shame.
Roast preview
Before
After
“This room has commitment issues.”
Your finished cut
15 SEC. BIG REVEAL.
ONE PHOTO.
FULL PLOT TWIST.
The laugh: Pick the Interior Snob, Hype Bestie, Deadpan Realtor, or Chaos Goblin—always sharp enough to share, never personal.
The look: Three distinct room directions—not beige clone number one, two, and three.
The cut: A polished 15-second reveal built for TikTok, Reels, and duets.
The three-act makeover
YOUR ROOM.
THE MAIN CHARACTER.
No floor plans. No mood-board homework. You bring the chaos; we bring the punchline and the upgrade.
Built social-first: fast hook, obvious before/after, and enough personality to invite reactions.
02
GET THE ROAST
We turn your current setup into a sharp, playful voiceover—never a personal attack.
03
WATCH THE GLOW-UP
Pick from three fresh directions, then share the before/after in a 15-second vertical edit.
HD redesign
Roast incoming...00:15
The scroll-stopper
THE BEFORE.
THE AFTER.
THE GROUP CHAT.
The finished video does the explaining for you: the old room, the roast, the glow-up, and the reaction-baiting reveal.
3
Styles
15s
Video cut
9:16
Vertical
Pick your reveal
START WITH A ROAST.
LEAVE WITH A LOOK.
Free roast
$0
Get the joke and see what your room could become.
- Playful AI roast
- Watermarked preview
HD glow-up pack
$19
The complete room reveal, ready to save, share, and obsess over.
- Three full redesign styles
- HD renders + 15-second video
- No Roast My Room watermark
- Optional $9 furniture list
Pro
$49/MO
For realtors, stagers, and repeat room-flippers.
- 10 HD packs monthly
- Listing-ready concepts
- Priority generation
AI renders are visual concepts. Product availability, dimensions, and exact visual matches are not guaranteed.
Quick answers
YOUR ROOM HAS QUESTIONS.
Is the roast actually mean?+
No. The joke is on the room, not on you. We keep it witty, playful, and safe to post.
Do I need a professional photo?+
No. A bright phone photo that clearly shows the room works great. Skip heavy filters and keep the main furniture in view.
Are the redesigns renovation plans?+
They are creative concepts, not construction documents. Confirm dimensions, materials, and safety details before buying or building.
The clutter has had enough screen time
PREPARE TO BE ROASTED.
One photo in. One very shareable plot twist out.
Upload your room